Thirteen sayings I have written down that Zoe said when she was a toddler...

1) Zoe took a book away from Emily and said, "Don't eat it, read it!"

2) Zoe was a procrastinator when it came to going potty. I would tell her it was time to go potty and she would say, "I'll do it tomorrow", I told her she was going today and she would say, "I'll go Friday", I told her that it WAS Friday and she said, "I'll go next year!"

3) Sometimes Zoe would talk like she was reading a book. One day she dropped a toy and said, "Oh no, he cried"

4) Zoe was looking at a scrapbook page I had done for her and said, "Oh Sweetie, this is a good one. That's nice."

5) "I want a fruitsnack sandwich!"

6) After watching her Daddy use his pocketknife she asks, "Can I have a Blue's Clues knife?"

7) While I was driving through a yellow light Zoe says quite distressed, "Mom! You need to wait for the green light!"

8) "Mommy, candy makes us feel better."...She and Emily had colds.

9) One day when I was tired and getting annoyed at everything, Zoe says to me, "Turn back into a happy lady!"

10) On the potty..."I think the poop is shy of me. It wants to stay in my body. It's afraid to come out."

11) She called Happy from the Seven Dwarfs "Happy Man".

12) "Mommy, remember when Grammie had squiggly hair?...Looking at pictures of her Grammie with curly hair.

13) As we were walking to our Jeep Zoe says, "Oh my hell"...I asked her what she said and she replied, "Nothing, I was talking to Elmo."